Chapter 74 – This time I’ll give you guys a big one!

At the Imperial Academy, Li Ziye and Bai Wangyu had almost reached dusk after walking through the West and South courtyards.

After seeing the three courtyards of the Imperial Academy, Li Ziye’s three views were almost collapsing.

There wasn’t a single normal person in the entire Imperial Academy!

With these perverts, how could they teach students?

As they were about to leave the Imperial Academy, Li Ziye looked at the little red hat beside him with a skeptical look on his face.

It is said that people with high knowledge are prone to perversion. The instructors at the Imperial Academy are the most vivid examples. Will the little red hat also become like them in the future?

It’s very dangerous!

Bai Wangyu could tell what Li Xiong was thinking and felt a little embarrassed. She said, “Actually, the instructors are quite normal on weekdays.”


Li Ziye nodded and responded indifferently.


Bai Wangyu didn’t know how to explain, so she had to change the subject and ask, “What kind of class are you planning to teach at the Imperial Academy, Li Xiong?”


When Li Ziye heard the question from the little red hat, the smile on his face suddenly became somewhat eerie, and he said, “Guess?”

“Swordsmanship?” Bai Wangyu asked curiously.


Li Ziye shook his head and said, “There are so many instructors who use swords, and my fairy master is also in the Imperial Academy now. I don’t have a chance.”

“Footwork?” Bai Wangyu continued to guess.

“Also not.”

Li Ziye shook his head again.

“Unconventional skills.”

Bai Wangyu said affirmatively, “Li Xiong must be teaching this. The things invented by the Li Family are rare in the world. As a member of the Li Family, you must be very familiar with these crafts.”


Li Ziye grinned and denied it again.

“Not this either?”

Bai Wangyu was surprised and said, “Then I can’t guess. What are you going to teach, Li Xiong?”

“I’m not telling you!”

Li Ziye laughed heartily and said, “Lao Bai, you’ll see. I guarantee that my class will have the largest number of auditors in the history of the Imperial Academy.”

Bai Wangyu looked at the young man beside her with a puzzled expression. Was Li Xiong having another episode?

Thinking of this, Bai Wangyu couldn’t help but worry and urged, “Li Xiong, the Imperial Academy is a holy land for the Confucian School. You can’t mess around.”

“Mess around? Of course not.”

Li Ziye grinned and said, “I was a little unsure at first, but after seeing those instructors today, I’m confident now. They are all so perverted. I’m sure the psychological endurance of those Imperial Academy students is still a bit lacking.”

This time, I’ll give you a big surprise!

Listening to Li Xiong’s words, Bai Wangyu had a vague sense of foreboding for some reason.

Is Li Xiong going to do something messy again?

After returning to Li Yuan, Li Ziye, for once, didn’t rush to practice swordsmanship but went back to his own room.

Under the pretext of preparing for class!

For two days in a row, Li Ziye didn’t leave the inner courtyard, spending the whole day writing and drawing in his room, looking mysterious.

Curious, Slovenly Zhang tried several times to go in and see what Li Ziye was doing, but he was chased out every time.

In the end, even Hong Zhu and Li Youwei were alarmed and wanted to go in and see, but they still couldn’t enter Li Ziye’s room.

As a result, the master and servants of Li Yuan all knew that the young master was up to something big.

In the West Chamber, the most difficult thing to endure these days was Bai Wangyu. The more mysterious Li Ziye was, the more worried she became.

“Sister Youwei, go to the southeast of the city and bring Miss Qing Xuan over for me!”

Two days later, Li Ziye, with a messy head and dark circles under his eyes, poked his head out from behind the door and shouted loudly.

After speaking, Li Ziye slammed the door shut again.

In the inner courtyard, Li Youwei was startled to see her younger brother’s appearance. She wanted to say something, but the door had already been closed.

“What is this little guy doing?” Hong Zhu asked in confusion.

“I don’t know.”

Li Youwei shook her head and said, “The last time he was like this was ten years ago when he invented crystal and perfume. Judging by his appearance, he’s probably researching something again.”

“It doesn’t seem like it.”

Hong Zhu frowned and said, “It’s too quiet inside, and why does he want to invite that Yu Qingxuan?”

“We can’t guess what the little brother is thinking. Let’s just do as he says.”

Li Youwei said, then turned and left the inner courtyard to bring Miss Qing Xuan from the southeast of the city for Li Ziye.

Two hours later, a carriage arrived outside Li Yuan and stopped in front of the residence.

Yu Qingxuan got off the carriage and entered Li Yuan with a puzzled look on her face.

“Why did your young master summon me?” Yu Qingxuan asked the little maid who led the way, looking puzzled.

“I’m not sure.”

The little maid shook her head and said, “You’d better ask the young master yourself.”

In the inner courtyard, Yu Qingxuan followed the little maid.

“Young master, Miss Yu is here.” The little maid knocked on the door and shouted.

The door creaked open, and Li Ziye reached out and pulled Yu Qingxuan into the room, then slammed the door shut again.

In the inner courtyard, Hong Zhu looked at this scene with a strange expression and said, “Youwei, is your brother going to do something to that courtesan?”

“It doesn’t matter if he does.”

Li Youwei said calmly, “The Li Family is wealthy and can afford it.”


Hong Zhu was speechless. This way of thinking is truly unique.

Is this a matter of wealth and status? The key is whether the courtesan is willing!

“Ah, the student has surpassed the master!”

Just as the two were talking, the panicked voice of Yu Qingxuan came from the room ahead, spreading throughout the courtyard.

Outside, Hong Zhu and Li Youwei were both stunned and looked at each other.

Did he really use force?

It can’t be. There are so many beautiful maids in the Li Family. If he can’t resist, there are plenty who would willingly offer themselves.

“Could it be true love? He’s not good to other women?”

Li Youwei murmured persistently.


Hong Zhu felt a headache coming on. What kind of siblings are they!

“Qingxuan, don’t shout. Keep it down, keep it down!”Inside the room, Li Ziye looked at the courtesan before him, her beauty faded with distress, and quickly offered comfort.

“Ziye, you!”

Yu Qingxuan, her face flushed with embarrassment, looked at the patterns on the portraits before her and exclaimed, “This is an affront to decency!”

“An affront my ass, this is called hygiene education, a legitimate science course.”

Li Ziye grinned and said, “Quick, help me see what needs to be improved. My drawing skills are limited, so if there’s anything not good, you can redraw it for me. I’ve heard you’re proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting.”

“I won’t draw.”

Yu Qingxuan shook her head vigorously, her face burning with shame.

“Don’t be so stingy, help me out with the drawing. Once it’s done, I’ll give you a few more music scores,” Li Ziye said, grabbing her arm.

At the mention of music scores, Yu Qingxuan’s face showed a touch of emotion, but upon seeing the patterns on the portraits again, she began to struggle once more.

“Stop hesitating, if you don’t tell and I don’t tell, no one will know it was you who drew them.”

Li Ziye pulled her over to the table, laid out the rice paper, and handed her the brush.

“I must not be said to have drawn this!” Yu Qingxuan insisted, her face red.

“I won’t tell,” Li Ziye nodded vigorously.

“Swear it,” Yu Qingxuan pressed.

“I swear four times over!”

Li Ziye raised four fingers and declared.

Yu Qingxuan’s face reddened again, but ultimately, the temptation of the music scores made the pure courtesan abandon her integrity.

Half a day later, Yu Qingxuan left the room with a flushed face, hurrying away without daring to stop for a moment.

“Her face is so red, there must be something going on,” Hong Zhu remarked.

“How come she walks so smoothly? Could it be that she’s no longer a virgin?” Li Youwei wondered.

“That shouldn’t be the case.”

Hong Zhu frowned, “I’ve heard that this little courtesan is very chaste.”

“Well, it could also be that she’s just in good health.”

Li Youwei nodded, “Never mind, I’ll ask my younger brother later. If he really likes her, it doesn’t matter if she’s not a virgin, she can still be a concubine.”

“…” Hong Zhu didn’t want to continue the conversation.

The next day, at the Imperial Academy.

Outside the classroom of the northern courtyard, a large promotional poster was posted, announcing the start of classes by the youngest national scholar in history.

The students of the Imperial Academy scoffed at the poster, most of them disdainful.

Who would want to attend a class taught by an instructor younger than themselves?

Half a day later.

“Damn it, is it true?”

“It’s true!”

“Then let’s go have a look!”

“Hurry up, if we’re late there won’t be any spots left!”

The northern courtyard classroom was packed with people, heads crowded together, afraid to miss the most shocking and unconventional course in the history of the Imperial Academy.


In the southern and western courtyards, several old instructors heard about the new course opened by Li Ziye in the northern courtyard and were so shocked that they fell off their stools.

“What did you say?”

“What class?”

“A hygiene education class!”

A student in a Confucian robe said with a sweaty forehead, “The portraits brought by Instructor Li are all of undressed figures, and there’s more, there’s…”

At this point, the student didn’t know how to continue.

“An affront to decency, an affront to decency indeed!”

The old instructors from both courtyards were furious, their beards bristling and eyes bulging. Was this Li family youngster trying to turn the Imperial Academy into a brothel?

In the northern courtyard, in the classroom.

Li Ziye put up a portrait on the easel, took a sip of tea from beside him, and continued, “Now, let’s look at this picture. Do you recognize what’s drawn here? Yes, it’s what you use to urinate, commonly known as the ‘thing.’”

“And what’s below it? What’s its use? Does anyone know?” Li Ziye surveyed the crowd and asked.

Below, there was silence. The students looked at each other, but no one dared to speak.

“You bunch of good-for-nothings, you really don’t know anything.”

Li Ziye first scolded them, then explained, “This is called the testicle, the place where male hormones are secreted. The reason you haven’t grown into the shape of a woman is because of its existence. Of course, whether you can impregnate a woman also depends on this thing. Your seed also comes from here.”


In the classroom, the students of the Imperial Academy listened to these shocking and unconventional statements, each one gasping in disbelief, looking at each other, feeling as if their entire worldview had collapsed.

“Next, we’ve finished with men, let’s talk about women.”

As he said this, Li Ziye’s smile on his face gradually became radiant, eerie, and twisted.

Below, many students of the Imperial Academy heard this and their eyes immediately began to gleam.

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