Chapter 115 – Not doing barbecue is a waste of talent


“Sanmei True Fire?” Lu Yang was puzzled. He thought to himself, “Does Senior Sister not know the difference between ‘mei’ and ‘wei’? The two characters just look similar, but have completely different pronunciations.”

Then Lu Yang realized that Senior Sister probably had a higher level of education than himself.

Lu Yang forced a calm smile and said, “Hahaha, Senior Sister, you’re really joking. You taught me Sanmei True Fire, how could I learn Sanmei Er True Fire?”

“That’s impossible, impossible.”

Yun Zhi didn’t explain and called for the puppet to bring a piece of demon beast meat from the kitchen.

Yun Zhi used some kind of technique to make the demon beast meat hover in the air and rotate. “Use True Fire to roast it.”

Lu Yang breathed out True Fire, and the demon beast meat sizzled and soon became fragrant. The smell made Lu Yang’s mouth water.

Although Lu Yang’s True Fire was not as powerful as Yun Zhi’s, it was still much stronger than ordinary flames. In no time, the demon beast meat was roasted.

“Try it yourself,” Yun Zhi said.

Lu Yang used his finger as a sword and cut off a small piece to taste. It was so delicious that he felt like his teeth were going to fall out.

The demon beast meat had no seasoning, but it gave Lu Yang the feeling of saltiness, sweetness, spiciness, and freshness all at once.

It was really Sanmei Er True Fire.

“There must be something wrong with it.” Lu Yang analyzed seriously. He had followed Senior Sister’s instructions step by step and had her as a demonstration, so it couldn’t be wrong!

“Let me try again, I will definitely succeed!”

Yun Zhi nodded. “It’s good that you have this determination. Today’s dinner will be up to you, and it will also help you consolidate what you have learned today.”

After that, Yun Zhi turned around and went back to her cave to meditate, leaving only the puppet and Lu Yang behind.

Lu Yang sighed and called the puppet to the kitchen.

This was Lu Yang’s first time in the kitchen of Tianmen Peak. In the past, the puppet had always cooked for him because he was too exhausted from practicing every day to cook.

As expected, it was Senior Sister’s specialized kitchen, even bigger than the sports hall from his past life. There were a variety of ingredients neatly arranged, and the bodies of demon beasts that were several meters high could be seen everywhere. These demon beasts were majestic and powerful in their lives, but they did not have the foresight to rampage in the Central Continent and were killed by Senior Sister with a single blow.

Lu Yang had some basic cooking skills, but they were limited to ordinary ingredients. He didn’t recognize any of the ingredients in front of him.

“What should I make? Does Senior Sister have a favorite dish? It seems like she eats a little bit of everything every time, and I haven’t seen her particularly enjoy any dish.”

“The master likes barbecue the most.” A sudden voice startled Lu Yang.

Lu Yang turned his head and was surprised to see the puppet speaking.

The puppet was made of wood and had a female appearance, but the face was not carved. The puppet had been with Lu Yang since the first day of his cultivation, but he never knew it could speak!

“Why didn’t you talk before?” Lu Yang asked, puzzled.

“Why should I talk to an idiot?”

“You…” Lu Yang was speechless. If he could beat the puppet, he would definitely dismantle it.

“You said Senior Sister likes barbecue? Why haven’t I seen her eat it before?” Lu Yang looked at the puppet skeptically.He knew there was a spell called Puppetry, and those who were proficient in it were called Puppet Masters. The Yan Shi Sect, a first-class sect, was entirely composed of Puppet Masters.

But he didn’t know the limits of Puppetry, could it have such high intelligence?

Is this really Senior Sister’s puppet?

“The master has a habit of not revealing personal preferences to outsiders.” The puppet spoke to Lu Yang with a disdainful tone.

“Do you see the Kuiniu on your right? Cut off its thigh, the master likes to eat that part.”

“I’ll trust you this time.” Lu Yang felt that the puppet had no reason to play with him.

He took out the Qingfeng sword and slashed at the Kuiniu’s thigh. The Kuiniu glowed on its surface and directly bounced Lu Yang into a pile of flour, making him covered in white.

“Cough, cough, what level was this cow before it died?” Lu Yang could guarantee that this cow’s cultivation level before death was absolutely outrageous, to the point where it couldn’t be harmed even after death.

The puppet didn’t answer and smashed the Kuiniu’s protective golden light with a punch. “Try again.”

“Slash!” Lu Yang used the slashing technique, cutting open a wound on the cow’s skin.

The power of the slashing technique was inferior to that of the breaking technique, but the advantage was that it had a wide coverage and could be used multiple times.

“Slash!”

“Slash!”

Lu Yang used the slashing technique three times in a row, exhausting his spiritual power, and the puppet fed him a large Returning Yuan Pill.

“Slash!”

“Slash!”

“Slash!”

Returning Yuan Pill.

After repeating the process of slash, slash, slash, Returning Yuan Pill, he finally cut off enough meat for a meal.

Just as the ingredients were ready, Lu Yang was exhausted and lying on the ground, and the puppet continued to feed him Returning Yuan Pills.

Lu Yang felt that this scene was inexplicably familiar.

That being said, Returning Yuan Pills were indeed effective. After taking them, Lu Yang recovered his vitality and continued cooking.

“Use sword qi to crush the meat fibers.” The puppet next to him said.

The tip of the Qingfeng sword pierced the Kuiniu’s meat, releasing sword qi. Lu Yang felt that the sword qi was like a stone sinking into the sea, not causing any waves.

“Come on, come on. You’re the best.” The puppet cheered Lu Yang on, but his tone was flat and Lu Yang couldn’t feel any encouragement.

“Can’t you have emotions?” Lu Yang angrily asked.

The puppet readily agreed, “Lu Yang, although your cultivation level is very low and you learn everything crookedly, even I can’t beat you. But you’re already working hard, keep it up!”

Lu Yang’s veins bulged, and he increased the power of the sword qi, finally managing to cut through the meat fibers bit by bit.

After the process was over, Lu Yang was too tired to be angry with the puppet.

When it came time to barbecue, Lu Yang drank Returning Yuan Pills while using the Three Flavor True Fire to roast the meat. The aroma of the meat quickly wafted out of the kitchen.

“It smells so good, what’s the flavor?” Uncle Ba walked into the kitchen, looking for the source of the fragrance, and saw Lu Yang grilling.

“Uncle Ba, why are you here?” Lu Yang was surprised.

Uncle Ba smiled and took out a can of tea. “The Wudao Tea has just come out, and I was planning to give it to Yun Zhi. I smelled the fragrance, so I came to see what you were cooking. You’re grilling Kuiniu, you must have had a lot of trouble with your cultivation level, right?”

Lu Yang grinned sheepishly.

“By the way, you asked about Lao Jiu before. Do you know where he is now?”

Lu Yang felt that his master would soon come out of seclusion, so he told Uncle Ba about his master’s seclusion in the pine forest.

Uncle Ba’s eyes lit up when he heard this. “Evil people have their own ways of grinding. That damn Lao Jiu was locked up by Yun Zhi.”He put down the tea of enlightenment and left: “I have something to do, I’ll go first.”

He’d better hurry up and tell his junior brothers about this matter so that they can all gather around and watch Ninth Senior Brother!

(End of this chapter)


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