Prison of the Broken Lake, Men’s Restroom.
In the restroom, which was only a few dozen square meters in size, more than thirty people were squeezed in. Among them, only seven were prison guards, and the rest were all death row inmates wearing classic black and white striped suits.
“Angus! Get out for me… don’t occupy the stall without using it!”
“Amanglo! I remember you haven’t made much contribution. How dare you offend me like this?”
“Desmond, come out. Consider it as me owing you a favor. Come out!”
Prison guard Nagu clenched his thighs and knocked on five stalls in a row, but not a single door opened. The death row inmates beside them burst into laughter, their mocking laughter making Nagu feel ashamed and furious, wishing to grind his teeth to pieces.
These bastards who deserve to be fed to the fish have occupied all the stalls!
“Charwick, how much longer?”
Another prison guard, also clenching his legs and with an extremely ugly expression, opened the screen. “There are still 13 minutes left. According to the ‘Toilet Usage Regulations,’ the same user cannot stay in the stall for more than 60 minutes. Just endure for another 13 minutes!”
Nagu squeezed out a voice from between his teeth, “But I can’t hold it anymore…”
“Ah, can’t believe it, can’t believe it. Is the prison guard going to wet his pants? So dirty!”
“Hush, hush, hush~”
“Your whistle won’t work. If you want to make someone unable to hold their urine based on their hearing, you should use a sharper and more urgent sound to make them nervous, causing their bladder to contract and the urge to urinate to increase. It’s the same principle when you can’t hold your urine in dangerous situations. So we should use our nails to scrape the stainless steel mirror, like this!”
A sharp and piercing sound echoed in the restroom, and Nagu instantly straightened his back and walked to the urinal. Before he even unbuckled his belt, there were seven or eight heads crowding around him, and the other prison guards who wanted to help him were blocked by a human wall.
Due to the prohibition, the death row inmates couldn’t touch him or attack him, but they didn’t have that intention either. They simply watched Nagu’s next move with the eyes of watching a circus performance, without violating any rules.
Nagu really didn’t want to unzip his pants, but he felt like the water in the bottle was about to overflow. With a determined mind, he took off his pants and took it out!
“Tsk~ tsk~ tsk~”
“Is that it?”
“It’s just like what I had when I was a child…”
The contemptuous comments made Nagu so angry that his face turned red. After a while, he couldn’t even let out a fart. In the end, he blurted out, “You guys are so rude!”
“Ah, the prison guard called me rude. I’m so angry, so unwilling!”
“Rude, such a dirty word. Nagu, how can you curse so harshly!”
“Wuwuwu, I’m crying from being scolded! Oh, I’m just pretending. Actually, I’m laughing.”
The death row inmates burst into laughter, and the other prison guards, seeing Nagu being humiliated, felt both sympathetic and angry, their faces turning red. But they didn’t dare to rush over to help Nagu – they couldn’t hold it in either, and if they engaged in vigorous movement, they might leak.
“By the way, Nagu, are you still blocked? Why haven’t you come out yet?”
Dozens of pairs of eyes focused on Nagu’s water gun again, and Nagu’s face turned red, unable to say a word.
One of the inmates suddenly realized, “Could it be… you’re the type who can’t urinate when someone is watching?”
“No way? Then I’d rather have my eyes inflamed from staring without blinking.”
“It’s time to test everyone’s gaze! Nagu, there are still 10 minutes left, and we’ll help you hold it!”
If it weren’t for the urge to urinate attacking his soul, Nagu dared to guarantee that he would faint from anger. Just at this moment, the restroom door was suddenly pushed open!
Snap!
Like opening a floodgate, the faucet gushed out with a gurgling sound. Nagu’s expression instantly eased, and he relaxed his whole body.
“What are you guys doing?” Asho looked at the crowd gathered around the urinal.
“We’re watching Nagu’s water gun.” The death row inmates replied obediently.
“Why? Don’t you have one? Who didn’t tell me? I’ll transfer her to the women’s restroom… What’s so interesting about peeing? Turn around, all of you. I don’t like people watching me pee!”
The death row inmates and prison guards looked at each other, and someone gathered the courage to speak, “If you can-“
“If I can make you all clean the restroom, will you turn around? Alright, I’ll go find the ‘Catalog of Sinners’ then-“
Whoosh!
Everyone turned around, succumbing to the tyranny of the ‘demon’ Asho. Asho looked at them helplessly shaking his head. As he passed by Nagu, he patted his shoulder, “No need to thank me. Consider it as your repayment for giving me boots back then.”
Nagu: “…”
With your pat and my sway, the water gun didn’t aim properly and splashed onto my newly bought ‘Burning King’ series boots…
Asho, you really are…
“Thank you for your help!” Since he hadn’t finished urinating, Nagu could only bear the humiliation and say each word slowly.
“Ah, you’re too polite.” Asho walked to the farthest urinal and began his small-scale metabolism. “Are you used to living here? If you have any complaints, you can speak up.”
Nagu couldn’t hold back anymore, “You locked us in the restroom and you’re asking if we’re used to living here?”
“There’s no other way. Only the restroom is allowed for excretion in the prison. If I lock you in other places, you might explode from holding it in and pollute the environment.”
“Individual dormitory-“
“That won’t work. You must be detained together, and the prison guards must stay with the inmates. Although these social scum won’t help me, they will definitely enjoy seeing you suffer. They won’t let you ruin my plan.”
Nagu said coldly, “Do you think you can escape?”
“Starting to care about my future? Does that mean you’re satisfied with the living environment here?” Asho put on his pants. “Then I’ll leave.”
“Demon!” A death row inmate immediately rushed over and surrounded Asho. “Take me with you! I’m willing to obey your orders!””Me too! I’m great at sucking up, in every sense of the word!”
“I’m a two-winged Artificer, you can definitely make use of me, demon!”
“And me too—”
Before, when there was no hope or opportunity, they could only accept their fate. But now, with a sudden chance to escape, the suppressed desires of the death row inmates ignited like a burning haystack, all of them pleading to join forces with Asho.
Asho raised his hands to calm everyone down: “Stop, stop, I’ve heard your wishes. Rest assured, I will try my best to fulfill your desires, and leave none of you behind—”
The faces of the death row inmates lit up with joy, while the prison guards looked stern.
“—all of you, in the prison, waiting for death!”