“My name is Sun Yi, nicknamed Sun Loser. I have been a lickspittle and a spare tire. Although my life is full of darkness, there is always a way out. By chance, I joined the International Criminal Police Organization without hesitation and became a glorious civilian employee, holding onto the country’s thigh.”

“On the surface, my job sounds impressive, recruiting talents for the country. In reality, it’s no different from being a pimp, just like the old madams in brothels.”

“But as a loser, what do I have to complain about? I still take pride in it, even though I haven’t successfully recruited many talents in my work history. Well, maybe just three.”

“And now, I’m going on a blind date. I’m almost thirty and still not married. If things continue like this, I might consider finding a boyfriend.”

In a restaurant.

A man in an old suit, dressed fairly neatly but with a poor appearance, was staring intently at his youthful blind date.

Is she his thirtieth blind date?

He had forgotten, but it didn’t matter. This was a new beginning.

“Jiajia, your name sounds so nice. Can I call you that from now on?” Sun Yi smiled and squinted his eyes, speaking in a very gentle tone.

The woman across from him, named Jiajia, appeared to be around twenty-four or twenty-five years old, dressed beautifully and somewhat attractive.

However, her excessive allure made people suspect her profession.

“No, only my future husband can call me that,” Hu Jiajia replied.

“It’s okay. If you don’t mind, I can be your husband. What do you think?” Sun Yi said sincerely. “Although I don’t have any great abilities, believe me, I will treat you well.”

“To say that right after meeting, isn’t that a bit inappropriate?” Hu Jiajia said. “Let’s talk about something else, like what do you do for a living?”

Sun Yi replied, “I’m sorry, my job is highly confidential and cannot be disclosed. But I can reveal a little bit. The work I do is definitely not simple. It is a contribution to saving all of humanity. It not only has boundless prospects but also great significance. Our future child, Sun Kang, will definitely be proud of me.”

“Our child?” Hu Jiajia looked puzzled.

“Yes, if we get married on October 1st, everything goes smoothly, we will have a baby next year. The boy will be named Sun Kang, and I hope he will be healthy. The girl will be named Sun Li, like a beautiful jasmine flower. How lovely,” Sun Yi said.

“… ” Hu Jiajia looked at Sun Yi as if he were crazy.

Is this guy mentally unstable?

Sun Yi continued, “But don’t worry, I will definitely educate our child well and make sure they become an upright and honorable police officer in the future.”

“Can you reveal your annual income?” Hu Jiajia asked, barely holding back her disgust.

“Family matters are also confidential, but you can rest assured that supporting you and our two children will not be a problem. With me, you will never go hungry,” Sun Yi confidently replied.

Hu Jiajia then asked, “By the way, what kind of car did you come in earlier?”

“Driving? That’s not allowed. I am a law-abiding person and generally don’t drive the company’s car. So I rode a bicycle here. Speaking of the company, I just remembered, I have a business to attend to in Dachang City. Are you going there too, Jiajia? I can take you on a trip to Dachang City. I heard the spicy hot pot there is good and cheap, with great taste. I haven’t tried it myself, but my elementary school classmate has.”

After saying that, Sun Yi couldn’t help but salivate.

Upon hearing this, Hu Jiajia felt that it was about time. She said, “I’m sorry, I just received a text message. I have something urgent to attend to, so I should leave. Let’s chat next time?”

“Huh? Jiajia, you’re leaving? Where are you going? Is it urgent? How about I drive you? My car is parked outside,” Sun Yi pointed to a shared bicycle outside the restaurant.

“No, it’s okay. I can manage,” Hu Jiajia quickly got up, eager to leave. She didn’t want to have any more interaction with this mentally unstable person. After all, the mission was completed.

Seeing Hu Jiajia leave, Sun Yi sighed, “What a considerate girl. If she becomes my girlfriend, I will definitely make her feel happy.”

Suddenly.

He felt a tremor in his crotch.

He reached down and touched it.

He pulled out a heavy satellite positioning phone.”Hello, it’s me… What? Head to Dachang City now? I thought it was tomorrow. I’m still on vacation. Cancel my vacation? How can you cancel my vacation? I specifically took this day off for a blind date. I’m having dinner right now. No, no, absolutely not. This is a matter of principle. I can only leave tomorrow.”

“Huh? You’ll introduce me to a switchboard operator next time? That’s great. I’ll drive to Dachang City right now. Rest assured, I will definitely complete the task.”

After hanging up the phone, Sun Yi immediately rushed to prepare to leave.

“Sir, you haven’t paid yet,” a waiter said.

“How much?” Sun Yi asked.

“The total is thirty-eight thousand,” the waiter replied.

Sun Yi’s eyes widened as he looked at the bottle of wine and several plates of fruit on the table. “Why is it so expensive?”

“The prices are as listed on the menu. The organic, green, super-luxury, colorful fruit platter is eight thousand, and this bottle of imported 1982 royal special supply red wine is thirty thousand. The total is thirty-eight thousand, not including the service charge. However, since it’s your first time here, the boss has waived the service charge,” the waiter explained.

Sun Yi swallowed, reaching into his pocket.

A few fifty-cent pieces, a one-dollar bill, and three or four ten-dollar bills, all crumpled.

Finally, he managed to find a hundred-dollar bill.

“Can I make a down payment first? Can I pay the rest in installments?” Sun Yi asked.

The waiter replied, “That’s not allowed. However, we do offer several high-quality online loans. You can easily get a lot of money with just a small handling fee. Of course, the interest is also very reasonable.”

“Your words reassure me. Please proceed with it,” Sun Yi said.

“You need to handle this yourself, sir. Our restaurant only provides guidance,” the waiter replied.

Sun Yi said, “No problem.”

As the waiter guided Sun Yi to download some apps to apply for online loans, his application was immediately blacklisted by the system due to low credit.

“Huh, why is this? Have you borrowed money before?”

“You mean this app? I use it often. It was convenient at first, they would lend money as soon as I asked. But later, they stopped and often called to scold me. I was so angry that I deleted it,” Sun Yi explained.

“In that case, I’m very sorry. Sir, please gather the funds to pay the bill as soon as possible. If it’s inconvenient for you, you can call your family or friends to borrow some money,” the waiter suggested.

Sun Yi said, “I don’t have a SIM card in my phone. I can’t make calls.”

“Isn’t that a mobile phone?” the waiter asked.

Sun Yi shook his head. “No, this is a satellite positioning phone. It’s only for special situations.”

“In that case, there’s nothing we can do. If you don’t pay the bill, you’re not allowed to leave,” the waiter said.

At this moment, his satellite positioning phone rang again.

“Sun Yi, why are you still at the restaurant according to the location? Listen carefully, I want to see you heading to the designated gathering point within half an hour. Someone will take you to Dachang City. If I don’t see anyone in half an hour, be prepared for punishment.”

Zhao Jianguo’s angry voice came from the other end of the phone.

“Boss, wait, do you have money? I can’t afford the meal. Can you lend me some to settle the bill? I’ll pay you back when I get my salary.”

“How much?” Zhao Jianguo asked, suppressing his anger.

“Thirty-eight thousand,” Sun Yi replied.

Zhao Jianguo said, “You spent thirty-eight thousand on a meal? Didn’t you just say you were on a blind date? Spending thirty-eight thousand on a blind date, you must have been scammed.”

“No, no, Jiajia is a good woman. She wouldn’t scam me.”

“I’ll have the local police investigate. If there’s no fraud, I’ll reimburse you,” Zhao Jianguo said, feeling weary.

All of them were problem children.

Yet, these people possessed terrifying powers beyond the imagination of ordinary people.