Chapter 96 – Start eating, chicken flavor, crispy!


Everyone felt relieved and waited for Lin Baici to show his power and kill all these crow monsters, but Lin Baici was in a hurry.

“What are you doing? Hurry up and pick up firewood to make smoke signals!”

Are you kidding?

There are so many cannibal crows, Lin Baici can’t kill them all. Even if he can, how long will it take? If there is enough time, these bird monsters would have already finished devouring the wild game.

“Hurry up!”

Lin Baici shouted.

Everyone saw Lin Baici’s serious expression and finally realized the seriousness of the problem. They hurriedly took action.

“Gu Rongjie, you will command and supervise. If anyone is not working hard, let me know later!”

Lin Baici assigned tasks.

“Yes, Lin God!”

Gu Rongjie’s spirits were lifted, feeling that she had finally gained recognition. She must perform well this time. “Quick! Quick! Quick!”

“Guo Zheng, you shoot arrows. Even if you can’t hit them, try to attract those cannibal crows. When they gather together, use divine power to burn them!”

Based on the habits of the cannibal crows, Lin Baici taught Guo Zheng the tactics.

“No need to tell me, I understand!”

Although Guo Zheng complained with his mouth, seemingly feeling underestimated by Lin Baici, in fact, he had never thought of this tactic. It was not that he couldn’t think of it, but he habitually reserved his strength and wanted to see how the situation developed.

“Then you do it!”

Lin Baici urged.

After thinking for a moment, Guo Zheng realized that this tactic suggested by Lin Baici was indeed very efficient. So he executed it.

He had just picked up a crossbow and shot it towards the nearest cannibal crow, preparing to lure the monsters.

“You’re not doing it right!”

Lin Baici shouted, “Shoot where there are more crows, but you also need to judge the distance. It’s better to shoot at a distance first, and then shoot at a closer range. This way, it will ensure that they all fly over together. With one use of divine power, you can kill the most crow monsters!”

“Damn it!”

Guo Zheng muttered, feeling a bit embarrassed and awkward.

He wasn’t stupid, so he quickly understood the meaning behind Lin Baici’s words.

He should lure the group of crows that had the most members, so as to ensure that the most monsters would be killed at once. However, he couldn’t completely follow this condition because there was a difference in distance between him and the monsters.

The closer ones would definitely fly over faster. If he waited for the ones farther away to fly over and kill them together, then the time exposed to the monsters’ attacks would be longer, which would be very dangerous.

To be honest, when he realized this, Guo Zheng felt a strong sense of frustration.

In the previous three rounds of rule contamination, it was understandable that his intelligence was inferior to others. But he didn’t expect that even in simple monster killing, he was still inferior in strategy.

Was the gap between people really that big?

“Don’t be distracted!”

Lin Baici reminded him.

“Damn it, watch my performance!”

Guo Zheng started to go all out, ready to make Lin Baici look at him with admiration.

“Xia Hongyao, what should I do?”

Xia Hongyao was waiting for Lin Baici to assign her a task.

“You go lure the monsters and try to bring two or three hundred of them over!”

While speaking, Lin Baici started to move.

He quickly loaded an arrow onto his bow and shot it towards a group of cannibal crows. Then he shot a second arrow, a third arrow…

The cannibal crows, which were highly retaliatory, were disturbed and immediately flew over.

Lin Baici regretted a bit.

When he chose his weapon just now, he thought that he hadn’t trained with a longbow for many years, so he wouldn’t be able to hit the target. That’s why he chose a crossbow. But the arrow speed of the crossbow was too slow if he didn’t intend to kill the birds and only wanted to lure the monsters. A bow and arrow would be more suitable.

What a pity!

Lin Baici clicked his tongue.

In the forest, a one-foot-tall clay figure walked around Lin Baici, moving quickly. It completely concealed itself by hiding behind trees and grass, and the cannibal crows didn’t notice it at all.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The flying stones quickly hit their targets, either helping Lin Baici lure the monsters or killing the cannibal crows that approached him. The stones hit their heads, accurately and without fail, leaving no room for error.

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

The cannibal crows screeched and attacked in the forest. Some landed on tree trunks, tearing and devouring the wild game hanging on branches. Some simply flew in the air, pecking at the wild game.

Pata! Pata!

Some of the wild game fell to the ground.

“Get away!”

Guo Zheng waved his hand, trying to drive away the cannibal crows that kept pecking at him.

There were too many of these bird monsters, and their beaks were sharp. When they pecked at his flesh, it was extremely painful. They would tear off a piece of flesh and leave a bruise.

Their claws were also sharp. In just a moment, Guo Zheng’s linen robe was torn with more than a dozen gashes.

“We can’t wait any longer!”

Guo Zheng took a deep breath, looked back, adjusted his position, then suddenly turned around and released divine power.

A large amount of red aura surged out of his body, forming a lizard head above him, and then the lizard head opened its mouth.

Whoosh!

A long flame dragon spewed out, reaching a length of five meters.

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

Any cannibal crow engulfed by the flames immediately turned into a charred corpse, falling to the ground like dumplings.

They emitted black smoke and stopped moving.

Guo Zheng turned his head, and the lizard head above him turned as well. The flame it continuously spewed naturally swept in a 180-degree arc.

As a result, the cannibal crows surrounding Guo Zheng were burned to death in a large area.In the air, there was a disgusting smell of burnt feathers and fat, but Guo Zheng felt extremely satisfied.

“Awesome!”

Guo Zheng clenched his fist and looked at Lin Baici, wanting to show off and ask if he had seen his amazing performance.

But when he saw Lin Baici, he was stunned.

I…

What the hell?

Lin Baici was running and leaping in the forest, with a large group of cannibal crows chasing after him. The number of them was overwhelming, estimated to be around seven or eight hundred.

And they were still increasing.

Is this madness?

“Xiaolin!”

Xia Hongyao also attracted three hundred of them. She thought it was already a lot, but when she saw the large group behind Lin Baici, without hesitation, she immediately started running in the opposite direction.

“Don’t worry about me, I’ll take care of them. Take care of yourself!”

Xia Hongyao thought that if she gave these bird monsters to Lin Baici, he might not be able to handle it.

“Come here!”

Lin Baici shouted, “Don’t act on your own!”

Although Xia Hongyao was not very intelligent, she was obedient enough, especially in such a critical moment. She immediately followed his instructions and sprinted towards him.

With her high ponytail, she rushed towards Lin Baici to meet him.

“Oh!”

Du Xin, who ran over with a bundle of firewood, saw the large group of bird monsters chasing after Lin Baici and was stunned on the spot.

The others were the same. After all, the situation was too dangerous.

But Lin Baici was at ease. Occasionally, when a fast-flying cannibal crow attacked, Lin Baici swung his wooden torch and struck back.

This torch was very powerful. It didn’t need to kill them, just let the cannibal crows touch the flames. Before they burned to death and fell to the ground, they would turn into ashes.

So around Lin Baici, there were constantly clusters of black ashes being scattered by the cannibal crows.

“Run to my left, don’t stop!”

Lin Baici shouted.

Five seconds later, Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao crossed each other in an X-shaped running position.

Boom!

The cannibal crows chasing after them naturally collided with each other, and bird feathers flew everywhere.

Lin Baici turned around and released his divine power.

A Buddha’s shadow appeared behind him.

In the forest of withered trees, a light rain began to fall, landing on the cannibal crows.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Immediately, a cherry-sized flame ignited on top of their heads, flickering in the wind.

“Amitabha!”

The Buddha’s shadow behind Lin Baici leaned forward and blew.

Whoosh!

The rain of life in the night, the wild Buddha blows out the lamp!

Splash!

The flames on the heads of the cannibal crows, as if the windows were left open on a rainy night, were extinguished like candles blown away by the rain and wind on the table.

Then they crashed to the ground like out-of-control airplanes.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

In an instant, more than a thousand cannibal crows died on the spot.

“Damn!”

“Awesome!”

“Mighty!”

Du Xin and the others shouted, without any restraint of being girls. If it weren’t for the bird monsters still in the sky, they would have wanted to cheer for Lin Baici.

This one-hit kill was so cool that it was unbelievable.

Gu Rongjie licked her lips, feeling her heart pounding and her mouth dry.

So many bird monster corpses with black feathers piled up on the ground, like a luxurious black carpet.

For some reason, when she saw Lin Baici standing calmly in front of this “carpet” and looking at the bird monsters in the sky, Gu Rongjie felt unusually excited.

She squeezed her thighs together and rubbed them forcefully.

It’s wet!

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

The cannibal crows were suddenly scared by the death of such a large group and no longer pecked at the wild game hanging on the branches. Instead, they all flew into the air and circled around the forest.

They dared not attack, nor were they willing to leave.

“I, Lin Shenwei, am the eternal god!”

Du Xin shouted.

“Why are you shouting? Hurry up and gather firewood to build a bonfire!”

Lin Baici scolded.

“Xiaolin, your divine power is truly unmatched!”

Xia Hongyao exclaimed. The power of this group’s killing was terrifying and enviable.

“…”

Guo Zheng looked at the large pile of corpses in front of Lin Baici and then at the ones in front of him…

Damn!

What was I thinking of doing just now?

Show off to him?

It’s a good thing I didn’t, otherwise it would have been embarrassing.

Guo Zheng pouted and decided never to eat lemons in his life.

Because he had enough sourness.

The cannibal crows circled for more than a minute and then flew away, heading towards Wang Mingfu’s area.

“Haha, Wang Mingfu is in trouble now!”

Guo Zheng gloated.

That guy played tricks and didn’t tell everyone how to defend against these bird monsters. But he didn’t know that they had Lin Baici on their side, who not only saw through his tactics but also drove away these bird monsters with his powerful combat ability without copying his tactics.

“That Wang Mingfu is really heartless, using living people as scarecrows!”

Guo Zheng cursed.

Hua Yueyu glanced at Guo Zheng and wanted to ask if he had the right to curse him.

Didn’t he want to be a scarecrow just now?

In the area where Wang Mingfu was in charge, everyone was working hard to guard the wild game.

Even though they had already experienced several attacks by the bird monsters, they were still afraid. Many people were in a panic and kept making mistakes.

“Don’t waste your energy by waving the torches randomly. Lead them to the scarecrows!”

Wang Mingfu shouted and commanded.

“Wang, look!”The elevator girl suddenly pointed to the sky in the west, her face pale.

Wang Mingfu turned his head and saw a group of cannibal crows flying over.

“It’s over, those people’s food has been ruined!”

“A bunch of useless people, they couldn’t even withstand one wave of attack!”

“Damn it!”

The crowd cursed, thinking that someone would share the burden of the cannibal crows and make it easier for everyone, but those people turned out to be useless.

“Stop cursing, what’s the use? Light the torches quickly!”

Wang Mingfu shouted.

About ten agile young people quickly climbed up the dead trees to light the torches that had already been tied to the branches. It was their prepared emergency measure.

Although the effect was not significant, it was better than nothing.

The cannibal crows flew over and began to dive, some of them directly targeting the people, obviously venting their anger for the loss they suffered at Lin Baici’s side earlier.

“What’s going on? Why are these bird creatures so aggressive?”

“Wang Zong, we can’t hold on anymore!”

“Ah, it hurts, help!”

The forest became chaotic.

“Wang Zong, this won’t work, use the last resort!”

A young man wearing a Guanyin jade pendant around his neck urged, and the atmosphere became even more oppressive when he spoke.

The so-called last resort was to release new scarecrows to attract the attention of the cannibal crows.

This meant that someone would die.

A woman in her thirties, covered in bird droppings and scratches from the cannibal crows, trembled.

Wang Mingfu fell silent.

“Wang Zong, don’t hesitate anymore!”

The young man with the jade pendant shouted.

Wang Mingfu wasn’t soft-hearted, but he was worried that if they continued to consume their resources, they might run out of scarecrows. However, it seemed that they had no choice.

“Damn it!”

Wang Mingfu cursed and looked at the trembling woman. “Sorry, it’s your turn!”

“No… I don’t want to!”

The woman turned and ran.

“Catch her!”

Wang Mingfu hadn’t finished speaking when the young man with the jade pendant pounced on her.

This woman covered in bird droppings and wounds was the unlucky one chosen after failing the draw.

“Don’t kill me, I beg you, don’t kill me!”

The woman cried out.

“The draw determines life and death. You agreed to the bet. But don’t worry, according to the agreement, if I can survive and get out, I will give your family two million!”

At this moment, Wang Mingfu was cold and ruthless, like a machine without any human emotions.

After discovering that scarecrows could lure the bird creatures, they drew lots among themselves. The person chosen would be used as a scarecrow to attract the bird creatures at the last resort.

“I don’t want money, I want to live!”

The woman wailed.

“Who doesn’t want to live?”

Wang Mingfu shouted, “I also drew lots!”

Wang Mingfu did draw lots, but it was just a facade.

Because if he drew himself as the scarecrow, he would find an excuse to overturn the result of the draw. If he didn’t draw himself, participating in the draw would be the best reason to shut up the unlucky one who was chosen.

The woman’s sobbing made everyone restless and more anxious.

The young man with the jade pendant punched the woman’s temple twice, knocking her unconscious. Then, he and several men placed her on the already erected wooden frame and finally nailed sharp wooden wedges into her wrists.

Ah!

The woman screamed in agony as the wooden wedges pierced her flesh, waking her up.

Everyone was already familiar with the following process.

The cannibal crows descended like a dark cloud and began to peck at the woman. Because there were too many of them, they covered her completely, forming a ball.

Soon, the woman’s screams became weaker and weaker until she couldn’t make a sound.

Wang Mingfu looked at the bird creatures, took out his watch, and glanced at the time, praying that this wave would end quickly, otherwise he would have to become a scarecrow.

Fortunately, their luck wasn’t that bad. This time, the cannibal crows attacked for about five minutes before flying away.

But even in these five minutes, which was only enough time to watch two or three short videos, everyone felt like it was an eternity. Their mental and physical exhaustion was severe, and they felt like their hair was turning white.

When the bird creatures flew away, everyone sat down on the ground.

“Wu wu wu, when will this end?”

The elevator girl buried her face in her knees and cried because she would be the next one to become a scarecrow after three more people.

“The Gene Era”

Wang Mingfu took a few deep breaths and calmed down. Then, he started calling out, “Let’s go, let’s see how those people are doing. How many of them are still alive.”

“They’re probably all dead, right?”

Fang Wen wiped his mouth. He was the tallest and strongest, the coach of the Palm Port Combat Gym, and a former professional boxer who had won the middleweight championship.

“I hope they didn’t get eaten too clean by the bird creatures!”

The young man with the jade pendant prayed.

If the bodies were intact, they could be used as scarecrows.

Wang Mingfu and his group quickly walked away. After all, no one dared to guarantee that the bird creatures wouldn’t attack again, so they had to prepare quickly.

But when they approached the forest, they heard voices and even laughter.

“What’s going on? They’re not all dead?”

Fang Wen was surprised.

“The key is why are there still laughter? Are they perverts?”

The young man with the jade pendant was astonished.

“Let’s go!”

Wang Mingfu started running.

“Lin Shen, do you really want to eat this thing?”

Du Xin’s mouth twitched.Seven piles of firewood were already stacked, ready to be ignited as soon as the man-eating crows returned. One pile was already burning.

Lin Baici skewered a few man-eating crows, gouged out their eyes, threaded them onto a thin wooden stick, and roasted them over the fire.

“Try something new!”

Lin Baici didn’t want to eat them, but the God of Food said they were good.

【The eyes of man-eating crows have the effects of improving vision, treating myopia, glaucoma, and other eye diseases. Eating more will make your eyes bigger and more spirited, even more profound and charming.】

【Their meat is also good. As long as it is cooked properly, it is delicious and has the effect of cleaning the intestines and removing old feces. It is a blessing for those who are constipated.】

Lin Baici planned to let the clay man catch a dozen or so plump crows when the next wave came, and put them in the black jar for future use.

He didn’t need the function of clearing old feces. If he was constipated, he could take laxatives or enemas. What Lin Baici really wanted was the medicinal effect that could cure myopia.

As a god hunter, as long as Lin Baici continued to eat meteorites and god bones, his body would continue to strengthen, and his eyes would definitely not be myopic. So these were for his mother.

His mother’s eyes had started to have problems due to her age and overuse.

And what if his future girlfriend was myopic?

If he gave her a few crow eyeballs to cure her myopia, wouldn’t her affection for him skyrocket?

【Actually, you can eat them raw!】

“I’m sorry, raw food expert!”

Lin Baici sneered, he didn’t want to be a primitive man who eats raw meat and drinks blood.

“Who wants to try?”

Lin Baici bit an eyeball off the thin wooden stick like eating a kebab.

Damn!

It tastes like chicken! Crunchy!

It’s more delicious than he expected.

“I’ll try one!”

Xia Hongyao didn’t want to eat it, but as the team leader, she should share the blessings and hardships with her teammates.

Lin Baici extended the thin wooden stick: “Pick a big one to eat!”

Xia Hongyao’s eyes were quite beautiful, exuding a sense of innocence and enthusiasm. She was always smiling, seemingly without any worries, which made people feel good about her.

Xia Hongyao ate one: “Eh? The taste is actually okay!”

“Xiao Bai, this thing won’t be poisonous, right?”

Hua Yueyu was worried.

“Try one!”

Lin Baici persuaded her, it’s good for the eyes, once you miss this opportunity, you won’t get it again.

Speaking of which, these eyeballs definitely couldn’t be preserved for a long time, so he had to hurry up and collect the god bones, leave God’s Ruins, and go back to buy a refrigerator to freeze these crow bodies.

Damn!

He lived in a dormitory, where could he put a refrigerator?

It seemed that he had to hurry up and make money to buy a house.

Lin Baici had done experiments before, the things stored in the black jar would naturally rot, there was no preservation or refrigeration function.

“What are you doing?”

The sudden questioning voice made Lin Baici and the others turn their heads.

Wang Mingfu led a group of people, looking both surprised and angry, and somewhat confused.

“What are you doing?”

Wang Mingfu roared again.

“Why are you shouting so loudly?”

Lv Yingxi was unhappy, she scolded Wang Mingfu and then walked to Lin Baici: “Lin Shen, can I have one?”

“Aren’t you afraid?”

As Lin Baici said this, he handed an eyeball to Lv Yingxi.

“Not afraid!”

Lv Yingxi took it, threw the eyeball into her mouth, and even endured the nausea to chew a few more times.

In Lv Yingxi’s view, Lin Baici was neither a fool nor a pervert, so what he voluntarily ate must be good.

“I said, what are you doing?”

Wang Mingfu roared.

Seeing these people here, as relaxed as if they were on a picnic, his mentality collapsed.

He had gone through all the hardships to fight the bird monsters, even resorting to scarecrows, but these people were here barbecuing and chatting leisurely?

Was there no justice in the world?

How come none of these people died?

Didn’t the bird monsters attack them?

Wang Mingfu quickly scanned the surroundings.

There were bird monster corpses, not too many, but what were those black things on the ground? They looked like ashes from a fire?

“Why didn’t any of you die?”

Fang Wen was shocked.

“Didn’t the bird monsters attack you?”

The jade youth looked astonished.

The others were also whispering.

“We didn’t die, are you disappointed?”

Guo Zheng laughed heartily, feeling very good.

Want to see our jokes?

Keep dreaming.

“By the way, how many scarecrows did you use to survive this wave of bird monster attacks?”

Guo Zheng’s question sounded like a mockery.

The faces of Wang Mingfu and his group immediately turned awkward.

The jade youth looked at these people, his eyes turned, he walked to Wang Mingfu’s side and whispered: “Wang, they are all wearing these robes, and there is a sour smell on them, like alcohol, is it these things that drove away the bird monsters?”

“Should we steal a few?”

Fang Wen held the bronze long halberd, his eyes full of greed.


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