Chapter 210 – Yi Jisheng


Lin Baici’s left wrist activated the pharaoh’s mummy wrap, which moved like a python, swiftly coiling around his entire body before tightening with force.

Crack!

Lin Baici was now wrapped in bandages, with only his eyes exposed.

The man in the hoodie pocketed the limping Ultraman toy and suddenly sprang into action. His long legs kicked up a storm, and in a few large strides, he was charging towards Lin Baici.

Whoosh!

A heavy punch was launched, aiming for Lin Baici’s head.

That was kind of fast!

Lin Baici tilted his head and sidestepped, dodging the punch while lunging forward.

Swoosh!

The bronze sword grazed the man’s arm and thrust straight towards his face.

The man reached out to grab Lin Baici’s head, leaped into the air, and with his knees, hammered down on Lin Baici’s chest.

If this hit, Lin Baici’s ribs would shatter.

Lin Baici flicked his wrist!

Swoosh!

The bronze sword slashed across, cutting half an inch into the man’s right arm, but no blood flowed, nor did it hinder the man’s attack.

It was as if the man felt no pain, continuing his fierce assault.

“Prosthetics?”

Lin Baici frowned, activating his lightning-fast reflexes as the man cupped his ears. Everything in his vision slowed down as if the slow-motion button had been pressed, moving as slowly as an old lady shuffling for a hundred years with each step.

Lin Baici didn’t know if this man had any defensive divine blessings or Divine Taboos, so he didn’t use his killer move but instead aimed a heavy punch at the man’s chest.

Armor-breaking technique!

The Overlord sheds his armor, leaving nothing to cover the body!

Boom!

The punch landed, creating visible ripples in the air that spread outwards. The man’s hoodie, jeans, and mask all tore apart, scattering in all directions.

Because Lin Baici was still in his lightning-fast state, the pieces of clothing seemed to fly away slowly, but he could still see parts of the man’s body through the gaps.

And then he was shocked.

“What’s going on?”

Underneath the man’s hoodie was not a healthy, vibrant body, but a medical teaching model.

The kind used in medical universities.

Half muscle model, half internal organ model.

Lin Baici was certain he wasn’t mistaken, and this was definitely not any defensive divine blessing.

The man’s hoodie and mask were torn, revealing his true face.

Bald, round-faced.

The face was muscle tissue without skin, and two rows of plaster teeth were clearly visible.

When its eyeballs moved, Lin Baici could clearly see the muscles contract and expand.

“A monster?”

Lin Baici remembered the stray dog he had killed before, which became a Divine Taboo after licking the saliva of a deity.

It seemed this medical model was in a similar situation.

These thoughts flashed through Lin Baici’s mind. Although shocked, his attack didn’t stop, and the bronze sword aimed straight for the man’s head.

Flesh-crushing strike!

Lin Baici, sensing that the man in the hoodie had no intention of harming others, had wanted to show mercy, but now, he dared not.

Android and Apple compatible.】

Who knew what other tricks this monster had up its sleeve?

Lin Baici didn’t want to capsize in the gutter!

The monster, seeing its clothes burst open and its body exposed, changed color as if feeling immense shame. It flipped backward rapidly, retreating to put distance between itself and Lin Baici.

But it was still half a beat too slow.

Swoosh!

The bronze sword left a nail-deep slash on the monster’s chest.

Lin Baici threw the bronze sword!

Go!

“My lung lobe!”

The monster was both anxious and angry, reaching to touch the slash on its lung lobe as if trying to repair the wound.

Whoosh!

As the bronze sword flew towards it, the monster swatted it away with a slap.

“Is this guy a narcissist?”

Lin Baici was speechless. Was it really necessary to be so upset over a sword wound?

And wasn’t this guy just a plastic face?

How could it make such vivid expressions that people could understand?

The power of the deities was indeed unfathomable.

【A medical model used by a deity, extremely narcissistic, likes to collect organ specimens, especially livers.】

“Used?”

Lin Baici was astonished. Was this ‘use’ proper?

【It likes to drink formalin, enjoys eating braised organs, and likes to collect human models.】

【It loves to roam shopping malls because when it enters, it feels like it’s entered a harem, with every plastic model waiting for its favor!】

【Stealing models? No, it’s like humans picking corn in a field, simply bringing wild wives home!】

Food God’s comment.

Regardless of what it is, capture it first!

Lin Baici charged.

The monster’s body was plastic, likely with strong resistance to damage, so Lin Baici took out a pine torch.

“Do you have a name?”

Lin Baici noticed that when the torch was lit, the expression on the monster’s face became grave.

Clearly, this weapon posed a great threat to it.

“Yi Jisheng!”

The monster actually wanted to flee, but its gaze passed over Lin Baici and looked into the misty depths. It came here to punish Wang Hanxu, and now that it was about to succeed, how could it give up halfway?

Just a little longer!

Lin Baici attacked, the swinging torch leaving trails of flame, like a dancing fire dragon.

Actually, Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao were now safe. He could just bide his time and wait for the safety bureau’s people to come and hunt down Yi Jisheng together. But doing so might result in the deaths of those currently polluting the rules.

“Don’t force me; I don’t want to kill!”

Yi Jisheng roared, dodging the slash and then striking with both arms, throwing a barrage of punches at Lin Baici’s head.

“…”

Lin Baici felt the monster was asking for a beating, so he slashed at it.

Swoosh!

An arm was severed.

Yi Jisheng’s face showed shock as he hastily retreated.

Lin Baici advanced, and just then, the arm that had fallen behind him and was about to hit the ground, like a cobra awakening from hibernation, twisted its body, stopped its fall, and lunged forward, grabbing for Lin Baici’s neck.

The speed was unbelievable.

And with the strength of its five fingers, once it grabbed Lin Baici’s neck, it could snap his spine like pinching noodles.

Yi Jisheng, seeing this, muttered ‘it’s over’ and the shock on his face faded, for the expression was feigned to deceive Lin Baici.

In fact, having his arm severed by Lin Baici was part of its tactic.

Yi Jisheng saw fear on Lin Baici’s face and felt even more assured, then his gaze involuntarily fell on Lin Baici’s chest.

His figure was perfect, radiating health, and his organs must be very beautiful.

He really wanted to possess them!

However, Yi Jisheng did not kill indiscriminately, so even though he was drooling with desire, he decided to just knock Lin Baici out.

Alas!

Regret!

What if they became friends? Would he be willing to lend his organs for Yi Jisheng to play with?

Yi Jisheng didn’t know that Lin Baici’s expression of fear was also feigned. He had already encountered a monster that ate cat organs, and after its limbs separated from its body, it could still control them.

Lin Baici had been grabbed by the ankle and nearly had his legs torn off like chicken legs, so how could he not be prepared?

And his killer move was waiting for this moment.

Lightning-fast reflexes.

Everything in Lin Baici’s vision slowed down again. He turned and thrust the bronze sword.

Pfft!

The sharp blade pierced through the arm.

As the arm continued to lunge forward, it was split open by the blade.

At the same time, the Muscle Buddha, wearing tight shorts, appeared behind Yi Jisheng, not only blocking his retreat but also striking with Buddha fists.

Ora Ora Ora!

“What?”

Yi Jisheng saw that Lin Baici seemed to have anticipated the attack, blocking his killing move, and before he could think of what to do next, a terrifying Buddha appeared beside him.

The next instant, the Red Clay Man hiding in the bushes launched a triple stone strike.

Pop! Pop! Pop!

Three walnut-sized stones not only hit Yi Jisheng’s head but each struck his eyes, blinding him.

With no choice, he had to roll to the side to dodge the Buddha’s fists.

Lin Baici had been waiting for this moment. As he threw the bronze sword, he burst forth to intercept.

Pfft!

As the bronze sword plunged into Yi Jisheng’s neck, Lin Baici rushed forward, his right fist clenched, and he hammered it down on the monster’s head.

Flesh-crushing strike!

Bang!

Yi Jisheng was hit like by a speeding dump truck, flying backward and crashing into the bushes, sending grass and dirt flying.

The plastic skull cracked open, and some brain matter oozed out.

Thump! Thump!

The Muscle Buddha charged, following up with furious Buddha fists!

Boom!

Yi Jisheng, who hadn’t gotten up yet, was now half-buried in the grass, with only his legs sticking out like antennas.

“Stop the rule pollution, or I’ll kill you!”

Lin Baici commanded.

Yi Jisheng, though a medical model, knew better. If Lin Baici killed it, the rule pollution would be lifted. This act clearly showed mercy, sparing its life.

“It’s done!”

Yi Jisheng sat up, showing no intention of resisting.

The severed arm, like an earthworm, wriggled over, trying to reattach to the shoulder, but the Muscle Buddha stepped on it.

“Why not kill me?”

Yi Jisheng didn’t understand; in human eyes, it was a complete monster.

【Indeed, it has no subjective intention to harm. Its life’s pursuit is to collect more beautiful human models.】

“Have you really never threatened anyone, luring them here to eat their organs?”

Lin Baici frowned.

“I swear, if I’ve eaten the organs of a living person, may I never fulfill my dream of having three thousand wives in this lifetime!”

Yi Jisheng knew that swearing was a serious promise among humans.

“I suddenly really want to hit you, what should I do?”

Lin Baici thought to himself, I earn billions a year, and I’m a deity hunter, I don’t even dare to dream of having two wives, and you, a medical model, have such big dreams!

Wait, didn’t Teacher Luo say that as long as you don’t get married, it’s not bigamy?

“Why hit me?”

Yi Jisheng didn’t understand: “Because I have more wives than you?”

“…”

Lin Baici refused to answer.

“But those are the wives I painstakingly stole from the mall after it closed every night. You don’t know how hard it is to find a wife with the right body and skin color.”

Yi Jisheng began to complain: “Those humans don’t take good care of my wives, leaving many with scratches, and some are thrown into the warehouse when they’re no longer needed. Wuu wuu wuu, my poor wives!”

“Can you stop crying?”

Lin Baici was exasperated. He had seen those human models in the mall, all similar, with just gender and shape, without even facial features, the epitome of simplicity.

Even such things were irresistible to Yi Jisheng. If it saw those life-sized silicone dolls, wouldn’t it be so excited it would die on the spot?

“If you confess honestly and listen to me, I’ll give you a beautiful doll.”

Lin Baici took out his phone and glanced at it, pity it was broken. Otherwise, he could easily search on Taobao for a model and use it to seduce Yi Jisheng into submission.

“Ask!”

Yi Jisheng was grateful that Lin Baici hadn’t killed him.

“When did you first become conscious?”

Lin Baici hesitated, then mentioned the word “deity”: “Have you seen a deity?”

“The first time I woke up and saw this world, I was in a pile of trash. What’s a deity? I haven’t seen one, but I’ve heard a voice mumbling intermittently before!”

Yi Jisheng was compliant.

“What was it mumbling?”

Lin Baici was curious.

The dense fog enveloping Senhai Park began to dissipate.

“Is this the structure of humans? So trashy, the energy utilization efficiency is too low!”

“This thing called a game console is amazing. It’s actually invented by humans, these reptiles? It seems these reptiles are not completely useless.”

“From today on, 2B is my wife!”

“Damn, who stole my takeout? Forget it, I’ll fight the boss first, then eat!”Yi Jisheng was not only describing but also seemed to be trying to imitate the tone of that voice. However, since he had no vocal cords, the imitation sounded quite unpleasant.

“Is this the deity who accidentally created Yi Jisheng? Why does it feel like some kind of gamer otaku?”

Lin Baici was speechless; most of what Yi Jisheng talked about was related to games.

“Little Lin!”

Lin Baici heard Xia Hongyao’s call.

“Over here!”

Lin Baici shouted back.

The thick fog was about to dissipate, making it easier for Xia Hongyao and the others to search for people.

“What will happen to me?”

Yi Jisheng hesitated for a moment but still asked.

It knew that it was not the same species as these humans. No, in their eyes, it wasn’t one of the flora or fauna that could coexist with them; it was a monster.

“I’m not sure!”

Lin Baici could guess that the Security Bureau, having finally captured a live specimen, probably wouldn’t kill it; they would definitely use it for experiments.

“I have a request!”

Yi Jisheng thought Lin Baici was a good person, and since it had no one else to ask, it spoke up: “Please take care of my wife for me!”

“When I get out, I will repay you!”

“My address is…”

Yi Jisheng lived in an urban village not too far from Haijing Normal University.

What’s our relationship, huh?

You dare entrust your wife and child to me?

Lin Baici was impressed; did he really consider me one of his own?

But then he thought about how Yi Jisheng’s wife was just a mannequin in a store, and he let it go, thinking that even if it were given to him for free, he would complain it took up space.

“Little Lin!”

Footsteps hurried along, not only was Xia Hongyao approaching, but also three colleagues from the Security Bureau.


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