Xia Hongyao remained calm and shot all ten of her darts into the bullseye with the help of the clay figurine. She passed the test with flying colors.
“Thank you!”
Although Nangong Shu didn’t need Lin Baici’s help to pass, since he had already made a move, she appreciated the gesture.
Speaking of this cute and talented little wolf dog, it seems like a good idea to keep one as a pet!
The seven people who hadn’t finished shooting their darts had extremely ugly expressions on their faces because no matter how you looked at it, the three unlucky ones were all born from among them.
The crazy maid chewed on bubble gum and walked up to a man wearing sunglasses, looking him up and down.
“The first…”
Just as the man with sunglasses was about to make a move, the maid brushed past him. “Not you!”
The man with sunglasses breathed a sigh of relief.
The maid stopped in front of a man of average height and grinned. “It’s you!”
The man’s eyes widened in anger, and he suddenly pulled out a dagger and stabbed it towards the maid.
Buzz!
The dagger shimmered with a black aura, clearly a divine taboo item. However, the maid was faster. Before the dagger could stab her, she had already swung a baseball bat.
Whoosh!
The bat made a whistling sound as it struck the man’s head, causing it to explode like a watermelon that had been run over by a car.
Flesh, bone fragments, and blood splattered everywhere.
Thump!
The headless body fell to the ground, and fresh red blood gushed out from the broken neck, soaking the floor.
An eyeball connected to some nerves rolled to Lin Baici’s feet.
The bartender and the dwarf’s faces turned pale.
This man was a regular at the bar, a Divine Hunter with fifteen divine blessings. But in the face of this crazy maid, he had no resistance at all.
The maid chewed on bubble gum and walked up to the bar’s waitress.
“Huh? Aren’t you going to resist?”
The maid blew a big bubble, which burst with a pop and stuck to her mouth. Then she stuck out her pink tongue and sucked it back in.
“I still want to play your game!”
The waitress squeezed out a smile.
This was one of the seven wonders of the Divine Hunter circle, not so easy to escape from. It was better to try other methods.
“Unfortunately, your game time is over!”
The maid expressed regret.
Upon hearing this, the waitress didn’t attack the maid but turned around and ran.
Whoosh!
She was incredibly fast, appearing in front of the bar in the blink of an eye. She didn’t even have time to open the door and chose to crash through it instead.
But the maid was faster. She instantly moved and appeared beside the waitress, swinging her bat.
This time, the bat was as fast as light!
Bang!
The waitress’s head exploded, and the headless body crashed into the door, splattering some blood.
The maid flicked her bat with her right hand, shaking off the blood on it, and whistled as she walked back.
[Speed of Light 21, when you see it make a move, you’ve already been hit. That’s how fast it is.]
[In simple terms, when the maid just made the swinging motion with her bat, her target had already been hit.]
[A top-quality weapon, recommended for collection. A top predator should have a top weapon.]
[No man can refuse a perfect bat!]
[Perhaps women wouldn’t refuse it either!]
“Does it have the same effect no matter who uses it?”
Lin Baici was curious.
[Yes, the move has already hit!]
“…”
Lin Baici was astonished.
Is this baseball bat a bit too powerful?
It feels like it belongs to the category of rule-based weapons.
Lin Baici thought his King Sword Dragon Fang was powerful, but it still didn’t receive such high praise as the Food God.
A woman wearing purple eyeshadow and leather pants trembled when she saw the maid approaching her.
“Isn’t there still a blind person?”
The woman in leather pants was panicking.
“He doesn’t count!”
The maid explained.
Upon hearing this, the woman in leather pants was relieved. “Whoever helps me pass this level, I’ll give them ten thousand Shooting Star Coins.”
The woman in leather pants hurriedly added, thinking that the price might be too low to persuade others. “And a divine taboo item!”
No one responded.
The maid approached the woman in leather pants.
“How many more games are there? Don’t you think there are too few people left?”
Lin Baici curled his lips. “I feel like there are too few people, not enough excitement!”
The maid turned her head and looked at Lin Baici.
“Little Lin, why are you so talkative?”
The boss’s wife was speechless.
“Your mentality is wrong. This beautiful maid just wants to play games with us. Why be so nervous? Come on, everyone, relax and dance!”
Lin Baici laughed, but unfortunately, he didn’t know how to dance, otherwise, he could have performed and livened up the atmosphere.
Everyone was convinced. This was also a crazy person with a big heart.
“That’s right, I just want to play games with the masters. Why do you all look like that? Be happy, come on, be happy.”
The maid urged.
Everyone had no choice but to force a fake smile.
The maid looked around. “There really are too few people. Then I won’t punish you!”
Upon hearing this, the woman in leather pants instantly relaxed. Her previously tense sphincter almost lost control, ready to release a flood.
“Handsome guy, thank you!”
The woman in leather pants saw Lin Baici’s outstanding performance and wanted to cooperate with him in the upcoming games, so she didn’t dare to go back on her word.She opened her handbag and took out twenty meteor coins to hand them to Lin Baici. “These are the only ones I have on me right now. I’ll give you the rest next time!”
After saying that, she took out a thumb-sized lipstick.
“This lipstick is a divine taboo. After applying it to your lips, anyone you kiss within one to two days will become infatuated with you like a lover!”
The girl in leather pants finished speaking and handed the lipstick to Lin Baici.
【Lover’s Lipstick, it will make you emit the fragrance of roses, looking fresh and lovely. Whether it’s loved ones or pets, they will all have a favorable impression of you!】
【The duration of this favorable impression is a minimum of two to three hours and a maximum of three to four days, depending on the will of the person being kissed!】
【But remember, if you use it too often, you will gradually ignore the differences between species. Regardless of anything, you will develop a strong sense of superiority towards it, whether it’s towards people, animals, or objects, you will have a haughty attitude!】
“Let’s cooperate happily!”
Lin Baici didn’t hesitate and accepted the Lover’s Lipstick.
Even if he didn’t use it, he could sell it for money.
“…”
Chen Fujiang wanted to curse.
We racked our brains thinking about how to survive in this polluted world, but this guy is already making money.
This is simply unreasonable.
“We’ve played two games in a row. I think the masters are tired. Let’s take a break and continue later!”
The maid waved her Speed 21 in the bar a few times.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The tables and chairs were knocked away as if struck by an invisible baseball bat, clearing a large area.
The maid took an old-fashioned tape recorder out of her suitcase and placed it on the bar counter, then pressed the switch.
Click!
An electronic dance song immediately started playing.
“Masters, let’s party!”
The crazy maid shouted and started swaying her body.
【Xiaolinzi, there’s a percentage above your head!】
Xia Hongyao reminded him.
Not only Lin Baici, but everyone had a translucent percentage above their heads.
【Thunder Dance Speaker, when the music starts playing, you must sway to its rhythm. The higher you get, the better. Anyone below fifty percent will be blasted by sound!】
【Let’s get excited!】
【Jump! Jump! Jump!】
Lin Baici had never been to a nightclub or disco before, so he didn’t know how to move his body. But fortunately, the Thunder Dance Speaker didn’t care how people danced as long as they were excited enough.
“The number changed!”
Xia Hongyao curiously noticed and immediately started moving her body.
“I understand now. This is also a game. The higher we get, the higher the percentage, the higher the chance of survival!”
The bar owner’s black hair was tied up behind her head. After she finished speaking, she raised her right hand and pulled out a hairpin.
Whoosh!
Her long hair immediately cascaded down like a waterfall.
She shook her head left and right, starting to dance passionately. She transformed from an elegant and noble lady into a seductive woman, the most beautiful girl in the nightclub.
The bartender and the dwarf had never seen the bar owner like this before, and they were stunned for a moment, but the effect was excellent.
“My Healing Game”
Nangong Shu’s percentage skyrocketed to 70% on her head, and it continued to rise as she danced precisely to the beat.
The maid saw this scene and immediately came over, interacting with Nangong Shu.
The two beautiful girls dancing together were quite eye-catching.
Everyone else also started moving.
The girl in leather pants went wild, taking off her top and leaving only her bra. As a result, her percentage shot up vertically to 80%.
Because they didn’t know if the person with the lowest percentage would be punished, everyone danced with all their might, at least not wanting to be the last one.
Lin Baici didn’t have the talent for dancing.
He belonged to the calm and steady type, not easily getting excited, and he wouldn’t easily show his emotions in public. So after reaching 50%, he got stuck.
“Xiaolinzi, you need to follow the beat, move your hips. Your body flexibility is already enough, just relax! Relax!”
Xia Hongyao guided him on the spot.
“Handsome guy, let me help you!”
In this line of work, where death risk was high, the girl in leather pants often frequented various bars and nightclubs, living a carefree life.
She liked obedient little puppies who listened to her, but today she suddenly discovered that she also found Lin Baici’s type quite appealing.
The girl in leather pants was about to come over and have fun with Lin Baici, but a hand reached out and pushed her away.
It was Nangong Shu.
She came in front of Lin Baici and danced while teasingly brushing against his body.
“…”
Lin Baici immediately felt a fire burning inside him. His right hand instinctively touched the bar owner’s waist.
The touch was plump.
It felt great!
“I thought you were a wise man!”
The bar owner threw a flirtatious glance at Lin Baici.
“If you’re like this, what kind of gentleman are you?”
Lin Baici silently complained in his heart, but he still couldn’t let go. He thought about reciting the Diamond Sutra, making all of you empty.
My percentage may not rise, but I can bring yours down, right?
The crazy maid also came over.
“Master, you’re too shy. Life is short, so enjoy it in time!”
After she finished speaking, she suddenly jumped and landed on Lin Baici, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, giving him a deep kiss.
“Oh!”
Lin Baici was startled. This little tongue isn’t poisonous, right?Chen Fujiang saw this scene and became jealous, his whole person looked ugly.
Why isn’t it me?
But he also understood that Lin Baici performed well in the first two rounds and won the favor of the maidservant, there was no problem.
It’s just that in this round, Lin Baici’s percentage is not as high as that old man’s.
In fact, the percentage is just the effect of the thunder dance sound system. Even if it is low, the maidservant won’t punish the person like crazy. Instead, she will help the person with a low score to improve their score and avoid getting a headache from the loud music.
This party will last for half an hour!
Everyone present were divine hunters with good physical strength. It wouldn’t be a problem to dance for another half an hour, but the key was that they couldn’t keep dancing forever!
They had to find a way to deal with that maidservant.
Fortunately, the maidservant had also had enough fun, and the energetic songs turned into a soothing blues.
“Come, hold onto my waist and follow my steps!”
Nangong Shu embraced Lin Baici and started to dance.
“Aunt Shu, I can actually teach him!”
Xia Hongyao saw that there were only men around and realized that there were no female partners.
After a graceful dance, the music ended.
The maidservant took out a large mat from her suitcase and spread it on the ground.
This mat was made of wool and embroidered with castles, dragons, monsters, princesses, and other fantasy elements.
“Quick, form a circle and sit down!”
The maidservant reached under her skirt and took out a candle, lit it, and placed it on the carpet. Then, she took out a deck of cards from her skirt hem and shook it towards everyone. “Let’s play a tabletop game, Escape from the Dungeon!”
“This round feels like a role-playing game?”
Transgender people have played this kind of tabletop game, commonly known as a running group.
“Draw a card!”
The maidservant urged and walked past each person.
After Xia Hongyao drew her card, she planned to flip it over and take a look.
Snap!
Lin Baici grabbed her hand.
“Don’t let anyone see it!”
Lin Baici was speechless. Look at these people, they were all guarding against others like thieves, and you were the most careless.
“Oh!”
Xia Hongyao covered the card with both hands, took a glance, and then shook it towards Lin Baici.
There was a giant dragon drawn on it.
Majestic and imposing.
Lin Baici looked at his card.
Damn!
It was a goblin with green skin, a big head, and four small ones. It was wearing tattered leather armor and holding a large nail hammer.
Goblin King!
Xia Hongyao saw the illustration on Lin Baici’s card and couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
“It’s okay!”
Gao Mawei patted Lin Baici’s shoulder. “My card is good, I’ll take you with me!”
In fantasy games, dragons were usually the most powerful bosses, while goblins were just killers in the newbie village, considered as easy experience.
“Have you all drawn your cards?”
The maidservant looked around, confirmed that everyone had their cards, and announced the rules. “Now, please form teams freely. Each team must have at least three people and at most seven people!”
Everyone heard this and immediately looked at Lin Baici.
“Handsome guy, team up with me?”
The woman in leather pants casually put her arm around Lin Baici’s shoulder. “If I die, how will I repay you?”
“Handsome guy, team up with me!”
“I’m a berserker!”
“Let’s all cooperate, okay?”
Lin Baici’s previous performance convinced everyone, and they all wanted to team up with him. Some of them spoke in a humble tone, lowering their posture, while others discussed as equals.
“Aunt Shu, who should we choose?”
Lin Baici moved away from the woman in leather pants.
This bar belonged to the landlady, so she should know the background of these customers and be able to select powerful experts.
“Captain, I’ll just be a small team member, I’ll listen to you!”
The landlady didn’t take over someone else’s job. She decided to join forces with Lin Baici. “But I hope you can take care of my employees!”
There were only two female waitresses in this bar, mainly responsible for cleaning. They both died in the first and second rounds, and now there was only one bartender left.
“Landlady, can I also be your employee?”
The dwarf also wanted to join Lin Baici’s team.
“I’ll offer 500 meteor coins!”
The old man raised his hand. “Count me in!”
“I’ll offer 1,000!”
The transgender person bid, “500? Who do you think you’re looking down on?”
“…”
Everyone didn’t expect that these two would start bidding money to join Lin Baici’s team. This was too exaggerated, right?
He was excellent, but there was no need to go this far, right?
“Foolish!”
Chen Fujiang couldn’t understand, but in his heart, he was very jealous.
Why don’t you offer money to join my team?
“Everyone, I am the Lion King!”
Chen Fujiang reported his level.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Chen Fujiang.
Just as Chen Fujiang was about to make a speech and select a few powerful teammates, they shifted their gaze away.
Don’t you fucking know that you’re Lin Baici’s enemy?
Teaming up with you means offending Lin Baici, right?
And to be honest, you’re too strong, and everyone is afraid of being exploited by you.
“Sorry, I’m not the one in charge this time!”
Nangong Shu apologized to the dwarf.
“Lin Baici, Hongyao, Aunt Shu, Leather Pants Sister, Bartender, Dwarf, we still need one more!”
Lin Baici looked at the old man and the transgender person.
“I’ll offer 2,000!”
The old man gritted his teeth. He bet that Lin Baici could bring him good luck.
“You’re ruthless!”
The transgender person’s psychological price was 1,000. He looked at Lin Baici. “Why not kick out the bartender and the dwarf and bring me along? Isn’t it good to earn an extra 1,000 meteor coins? Besides, my strength is not bad.”
Lin Baici looked at these two.The bartender and the dwarf were in a dilemma. They weren’t wealthy, otherwise they wouldn’t be working here. But under the current circumstances, why would anyone help them if they didn’t pay?
Damn it!
The bartender and the dwarf were infuriated, wanting to curse out loud, “So what if you’re rich!”
“I’m sorry, they are the boss lady’s employees.”
Lin Baici still refused.
Upon hearing this, the bartender and the dwarf’s faces lit up with joy.
Nangong Shu heard Lin Baici’s response, her beautiful eyebrows raised slightly, thinking that this young man was quite decent!
Generous!
Charming!
“Little Lin, I won’t let you suffer a loss. I’ll give you ten thousand meteor coins!”
Nangong Shu was not a stingy person either.
“No need, that’s too much!”
Lin Baici shook his head.
【The boss lady’s affection for you +1, you don’t want to be looked down upon by other girls, do you? So you can practice your skills with her first!】
“……”
Lin Baici always felt that this skill was not quite right.
“You have one more minute to form your teams!”
The maid urged.
Chen Fujian was so angry that he almost spat blood, because no one wanted to team up with him, which left him at a loss.
I’m the Lion King!
Don’t I have any prestige?
Chen Fujian wanted to roar out loud, but doing so would be too low.
“I don’t have that many meteor coins on me right now. Can I give them to you after we get out of this rule-polluted place?”
The old man asked with a smile.
“Sure!”
Lin Baici didn’t mind.
“Team formation time is over, the game begins.”
After the maid finished speaking, she suddenly lowered her head and blew out the candle with a huff.