According to the research of the Dan Ding Peak, long-term consumption of meat buns will cause nutritional imbalance and incomplete physical development. In order to improve the diet of the yamen servants, kind-hearted Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.
In the morning, diligent Master Lu and Master Meng decided to pack all the meat buns and force the servants to eat vegetarian food to balance their nutrition. They also urged the servants to exercise more, run frequently, and stretch their muscles and bones.
The servants gladly accepted the advice of the two experts and expressed their gratitude, vowing to keep up with the experts and personally thank them.
The two experts were not just empty talkers. In order to prove the feasibility of their healthy theory, they would personally go for a run.
The servants were deeply moved and started to exercise by running, which lasted the whole morning.
The servants thought the experts’ advice was right and freely promoted the reputation of the two experts. Before long, the whole town heard the shouts of the servants.
“If you have the guts, stop right there!”
“You two bastards, I promise not to kill you!”
“If you don’t eat meat buns, what do you eat!”
The servants were furious and chased after Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou didn’t dare to let the servants catch up to them, so they ran as fast as they could, leaving the servants behind.
While running, Lu Yang said, “The rules are indeed reliable. Look at how dangerous these servants are. They are chasing us without any reason. We must not let them catch up.”
Meng Jingzhou agreed, “Indeed, luckily we are at the Foundation Establishment stage. If it were someone else, they would have been caught already.”
The servants wanted to take a detour to block the two, but they were already familiar with the map of the town and couldn’t block them at all.
With the servants chasing after them, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou ran from morning until nightfall. The servants were clearly unable to run anymore, panting heavily and their steps becoming lighter.
By the time it was the hour of Hai, the two returned to the inn carrying the meat buns. The servants glared at them angrily and reluctantly returned to the yamen.
According to the rules of the Yamen in Buyi Town, they had to stay at the yamen from the hour of Hai to the hour of Chen.
The two were somewhat regretful. They had made a lot of preparations at the inn, hoping that the servants could enter and give them a surprise.
What a pity.
On the fifth day, at the hour of Si, the usually lazy servants arrived at the restaurant on time.
In the past, they would appear suddenly when it was dark, scaring people and sometimes even breaking their necks if they were lucky.
But now, in order to eat the meat buns, they changed this habit.
They had been running all day yesterday without eating the meat buns, so they were already famished. They rushed over, taking advantage of the fact that those two scoundrels hadn’t done anything to the buns, and started eating heartily.
When they were halfway through their meal, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou leisurely coming out of the inn.
“You dare to show up in front of us!” The servants remembered what happened yesterday and became furious. They wanted to catch these two no matter what!
Lu Yang calmly said, “I advise you not to chase us, otherwise something terrible will happen.”
“Who are you trying to scare!” The leader of the servants obviously didn’t believe Lu Yang’s words and thought it was just a bluff.
There were only twenty-one rules in Buyi Town, and what Lu Yang said would never happen.
“Attack!”
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou sighed, turned around, and ran.
After running for a while, the servants started clutching their stomachs and rolling on the ground in pain. Their foreheads were covered in sweat from the pain. “My lower abdomen hurts so much!”
As if in a chain reaction, one person after another clutched their stomachs and cried out in pain. Even the leader of the servants couldn’t bear it and curled up on the ground, trying to reduce the pain. He couldn’t even stand up.
“The meat buns are poisonous…” The leader of the servants stared at Lu Yang, convinced that they had poisoned them.
Lu Yang walked slowly towards them and said, “I told you earlier not to chase us. Now you’re in trouble, aren’t you?”
“Where did you get the poison from!” The leader of the servants couldn’t understand. The owner of the pharmacy couldn’t have given poison to Lu Yang. Where did he get the poison?
Lu Yang squatted down and patted the leader of the servants on the head, saying kindly, “Remember, you shouldn’t engage in vigorous exercise after a meal, otherwise you might get appendicitis.”
“Read more books. Don’t think everything is poison. We are from a reputable sect. How could we poison anyone?”
As one of the five major immortal sects, the Seek Tao Sect always acted upright and never did anything as despicable as poisoning.
At least the living enemies they encountered had never been poisoned by the Seek Tao Sect.
The servants were in pain, rolling on the ground with their stomachs hurting. Even the servants who were fine were afraid to move in front of Lu Yang. In this way, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the sight of the servants.
What Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou didn’t notice were the fearful gazes of the common people of Buyi Town, who were looking at them.
“Thank goodness these two follow the ordinary rules. If they were wearing black clothes and became yamen officers, would we still have a way to survive?”
“Who knows, they even claim to be from a reputable sect, but I suspect they might be spies from some demonic cult infiltrating the righteous path!”
The common people of Buyi Town were grateful that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side, otherwise they were afraid they wouldn’t survive for three days.
On the sixth day, at the hour of Si, the servants became smarter and blocked the entrance of the inn while holding the meat buns.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had anticipated this and escaped through the window on the second floor.”Chase them, don’t let them escape!” Two days of pent-up resentment had reached a terrifying level. The bailiffs, recalling their painful experience from yesterday, wished they could tear them to pieces.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou ran with increasing proficiency. What the bailiffs failed to notice was that in their pursuit, they had been led into the territory of the private school.
Upon seeing Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, the private school master gritted his teeth in anger and called over the students studying in the school.
The students in the school could no longer be called human. Their bodies were covered in black fur, their mouths were long, and some of them were so severe that they were crawling on the ground, just one step away from becoming black dogs.
“Catch them!” The private school master ordered.
The bailiffs, seeing this scene, also became furious. How dare they try to snatch their prisoners!
The private school master tried to make eye contact with Lu Yang, but Lu Yang was prepared. He pulled out a bronze mirror and held it in front of his face.
“Why don’t you take a look at your own ugly face!”
The private school master saw his own skinless face and blood-red eyes in the bronze mirror. He let out a wail, his body transformed, and he quickly returned to the academy, sewing his mouth shut.
Without the command of the private school master, the black dog people, following their previous orders, tangled with the bailiffs.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou took advantage of the chaos to grab a bailiff, intending to strip off his clothes, but found that they couldn’t remove them no matter what.
They had to settle for the next best thing, searching the bailiff’s body and finding the “Bailiff Rules of Cloth Town”.
Just like the innkeeper, to prevent forgetting the rules, the bailiffs always carried the rules with them.
Having obtained what they wanted, the two of them made their escape.
As for the bailiffs, the two chose to respect their wishes. If they wanted to fight, let them fight.
(End of Chapter)